HI THIS IS CONNOR AND WELCOME TO MY COOL ASS WEBSITE

Hello my name is Connor i am 16 years old and and everyone at my school considers me the person who has literally scored the most out of anyone. Scoring what?? scoring SEX.
Thats what its about baby. this website is testament to how cool me and my buddies are so if u a fag get lost okay huhuhuhuhuhuh
Anyway Mr. Matty (the computer lab teachuh, or MR. TEECH), said if i dont complete my HTML class i wont graduate until 2005. LOL.
all i ever learned is img src and line break because he's way too busy with his niacin addiction and raging about not getting to coach the football team this year, Get real buddy.
Anyway uhhhhhhh idk what else to put here lol heres some pictures me and my buddies did before shooting bottle rockets off in the gym.

Heres one that I did, i call it "smokin' that shit", which is what i intend to do about 5 minutes from now and until the end of time. GO STEELERS.

This one is a real treat. We call it "Boner on Hiatus". I think its illegal for truckers to pick up hookers. or something. I think thats why Kevin's dad is in prison. Go make fun of kevin.

This one took forever. Like 10 minutes or something. Satisfaction is to be had when using MSPaint shapes to complete the cock and fist. A real sick fuck. Based on a true story. This one is titled "Woody Allen at a Scene"

Anyway thats all the art uhhh im gonna hand this over to Gavin to weigh in on the WEBSITE SCORE. The score means nothing, but its there to keep it real

TAKE IT AWAY, GAVIN:

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